I've got an attitude problem like no other, but have my moments when I'm not a total cunt rag.
I am not 'edgy' nor do I think I am... Or you, for that matter...
Caffeine and alcohol flow through my veins.
I smoke, I swear, I fuck, and I don't care about anything.
People like me are bad for your health...
I'm nothing more than a placebo effect.
I go hard like a mother fucker.